You need some Camping Tips

Let’s Go Camping!

Camping’s got to be one of the best parts about summer time. S’mores, campfires, no cell phones – it’s the raddest. But if you’ve never been camping before, it can also be intimidating. Have no fear! We talked to some house team members about their favorite camping experiences and places.

Tom Hamilton

Where’s your favorite place to camp in California?
Horseshoe Meadows. Easy 4 hour drive from LA, plenty of campsites, and day hikes into the High Sierras. Every time I watch the sun set from a pile of rocks in the south part of the meadow, I invariably get joined by a flock of mountain bluebirds.

What’s the number one thing you bring camping?
A tent.

How would you fight a bear in the woods? 
If it’s a black bear, tell it firmly to leave me alone. A grizzly bear, shoot it in the face with a shotgun. But if it’s a panda bear, give it a bundle of bamboo and slowly back away.

Randy Thompson

Favorite place to camp?
I like the Angeles National Forest because it’s close enough for a quick weekend trip, but still feels like actual camping with bears. I’ve been to a few sites, but Buckhorn is probably my favorite and is a good place to bring first-timers.

Must have item?
I always bring a hatchet and I think I’ve used it…once. In terms of something actually useful, I’d say I always want a headlamp. I forgo any notion of looking good while camping and a headlamp is the cargo shorts of lighting.

How would you fight a bear in the woods? 
I’d make myself look as big and threatening as possible while pooping my pants.

 

Molly Wixon

Favorite place to camp?
Willow Creek, CA! It’s Bigfoot Country so much so that they have a Bigfoot Museum that you won’t want to miss. Top notch.

Must have item?
A white board for late night Pictionary battles!

How would you fight a bear in the woods? 
I’d challenge my friend to a game to of Chubby Bunny. We always have a ton of marshmallows.

 

Dewie Sherwood

Favorite place to camp?
Lake Ediza, up in the Sierras near Mammoth Lakes. It is one of the singularly most beautiful spots I’ve ever camped. I pretty much only camp near a water feature and I love an alpine lake. A good, cold, snowmelt filled lake is the best thing after a long hike.

Must have item?
Aside from the essentials everyone brings, a game of some sort to play at the campsite; I like a cribbage board and cards. It was on a backpacking trip that I learned to play cribbage so I just forever associate it with camping. I have also had success with a bag of dice for Liars’ Dice, but what you are looking for is a group activity that brings people together to hang out while not hiking.

How would you fight a bear in the woods? 
Poorly, the most dangerous animals I’ve ever seen while camping has been elk and I think I would just be way too excited by the fact that I’m seeing a bear to prepare any sort of defense until it was too late.

 

Some final Tom Hamilton Bear Fighting Thoughts:

If it’s a water bear, go subatomic. If it’s a Chicago Bear, score more touchdowns. If it’s a koala bear, give it a bundle of eucalyptus and slowly back away.

Beat the Heat

You guys. Last weekend was a demon. Walking out of the theater at 9 pm on Friday night felt like walking into a blow dryer. But the ac in the theater kept cranking along. (*chef’s kiss + knocks on wood). Ya’ll it’s July. It’s summer. But the heat in LA doesn’t usually get that bad until August or September. We need to get prepared. So we asked our wisest women for their tips on beating the heat!

Steph Garcia
Summertime expertise: Part Time Fancy Boat Lady and Current Valley Resident

 heatWhat’s the best way to beat that nasty heat?
Go see a movie (in a nice cold theater)! Might I suggest Incredibles 2.

What’s hotter right now, the sun or Lebron James announcing he’s moving to LA?
That sunny sun.

What should you do if you don’t have ac?
Cry. And then go see a movie.

Amanda Salvatore

Summertime Expertise: F’ the heat. Has anyone seen her sweatshirt?
heatWhat’s the best way to beat that nasty heat?
Head to the beach with your boo (and the rest of LA).What’s hotter right now, the sun or Lebron James announcing he’s moving to LA?
I honestly thought Lebron James was already living here.

What should you do if you don’t have ac?
Eat frozen grapes in your underwear. Trust me.

Congrats to our Scholarship Winners!

Everyone who applied had amazing applications. Thanks for letting us get to know ya’ll! And special congrats to winners –

Mo Aboul-Zelof, Janet Quinonez, Cristian Ramirez, Moni Oyedepo, Alexandrea Ortiz, John Polite, Carolina Hoyos, and Koschka Bahr!

 

Bagged it with Jeff Thompson

Jeff Thompson is a regular Renaissance Dude. He’s a hilarious comedian, professor of Psychology, and he does people’s taxes. I did a face mask last night, so I guess we’re all doing something with our lives.  Here Jeff tells us what’s in his bag!

Jeff…What’s in your bag?

bagIn my bag, I always have way too many pens and EXPO markers (I’m a teacher after all).  I’ve also been known to always have Scantrons (even on my off days so I never have to worry about packing them on test days), a textbook (for work) or a regular book (if I haven’t brought my 3DS), and of course, my trusty Surface Pro 4 loaded with Final Draft 9 (cuz I’m going to finish that script eventually)!

What’s the number one thing you can’t leave home without?

I can’t leave home without a good, reliable pen.

I will always have at least three different types of pens on me: one for really nice things (signing cards or important paperwork), one for menial and boring things (taking notes, grading papers, marking up a script), and a pencil (it’s like a pen, but erasable — and necessary for days with heavy Scantron use).

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever found at the bottom of your bag?

Can I say the word “condom” in this interview?  I’ll just assume that’s okay.  It was totally unused as still in the wrapper, but I was concerned because it almost dropped out of my bag as I was getting ready for a lecture.  I was embarrassed (not sure why, sex can be a beautiful thing and our shame about our sexuality is socially constructed) and was relieved that I didn’t get caught, and decided to never put condoms in that bag aga– just kidding, I’ve had two more condom-in-the-bag scares since then.  Some lessons are hard to learn.

Summertime Tips with The Fruit Flies

The musicians behind The Fruit Flies, Molly and Danni, give us their best summer tips.

What’s the best road trip you’ve ever been on?

fruit fliesD: This wasn’t a road trip, but once we were flying from Chicago to Omaha for a show and we sat next to this super attractive man–which if I’m saying he’s attractive is saying a lot–
M: Because she’s gay and normally doesn’t even give men direct eye contact…
D: I literally need NOTHING FROM THEM THEY AREN’T WORTHY
M: You ain’t wrong dog, you ain’t wrong.
D: Anyways…Molly and I were laughing so hard about something…I don’t even remember what–
M: I think we were drinking smoothies and we both didn’t realize–
D: SEEDS!
M: We both had like 35 seeds in our teeth and we had been talking to everyone like that and didn’t know it.
D: YES! hahahahhahahahahha and we proceeded to laugh so hard about it next to this business man who was trying very hard to work the entire flight
M: But when we laugh really hard, Danni starts ugly sobbing and I do this really attractive hiss cackle!

D: For like the entire hour and 20 flight…
M: I don’t even want to know how we would handle an international flight!
D: Depends.
M: on what?
D: no, like the adult diapers.
M: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

What’s your favorite summer jam? 

D: Hmmmm…that’s tough..
M: I’m thinking of one in my head and I’m gonna count to 3 and then we both have to say it.
D: Wait! I don’t have it….ok
M: 1-2-3-
M: Strawberry! D: Summer Son–
M: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
D: You’re so dumb! Why wouldn’t you promote our own song that legit is called SUMMER SONG!
M: Dad jokes for lyfe, baby! (Spell it with a “Y” so they know I’m hip…)

What’s the best way to break into somebody’s pool?

D: NAKED
M: HAHA! Sucker! Ugh, I don’t like breaking the rules, so no matter how I did it, the result is just me shitting my pants with anxiety.
D: You have to shit right now just thinking about it, don’t you?
M: YES!
D: AND THIS IS WHY WE NEED DEPENDS!

Thanks Fruit Flies!

Announcing New Improv House Teams!

Congrats New House Teams!

After last weekends awesome auditions, we’ve finally got our newest house teams! Everyone did an amazing job and we’re so proud of all the people who auditioned. So without further ado…please welcome new teams Earhart and Georgia!

Earhart is:
Becky Feldman
Chuck Kovalik
Katie Rich
Jessica Salamanca
Lauren Pence
Neel Ghosh
Dewie Sherwood
Brendan Milove

Georgia is:
Aissa Llontop
Megan Rose Fox
Carolyn Zanelli
Daniel Younathan
Ricky Mehigh
Spencer Jones
Brandon Econ
David Vasileff

We’ve also got amazing new additions to every existing house team, so check our community page on FB for that info soon! And on Sunday we’ll say goodbye to Sweethearts and The Future. So come out and send these teams off with love. A new schedule for all house teams tba shortly!

Ruby LA Queer Comedy Festival

It’s a pretty big weekend here at The Ruby LA! We’re getting ready to celebrate Pride with our own huge Queer Comedy Fest on Saturday. We’re announcing our brand new improv house teams! And we’re launching our own premiere improv show called The Ruby! Ehhh.. I guess we’ll sleep when we’re dead 😉

The Ruby Queer Comedy Fest isn’t just a hilarious festival full of our favorite LGBTQ+ Performers, it’s also full of amazing outreach initiatives, care, and love. Part of the festival’s ticket sales and 100% of the proceeds from the raffle (more info below) will go towards The Rainbow Railroad – a group dedicated to saving LGBTQ lives by helping them escape persecution and violence. There’s also a Trans Pride Clothing Swap for the TransTribeLA , where you can bring your gently used or new clothing items to donate. And an outreach table!

If you stopped reading after I wrote the words raffle – well bb these prizes will knock all of your socks off you’re feet and out of your drawers and they’ll land one by one on your best friends feet. And you’ll be left saying “Dang… I wish they were raffling off socks”.  I’m saying these prizes are goooooood.

Here’s just some of the raffle prizes:

Health Spot
Deluxe Pet Spa Treatment gift certificate, valued at $100!

Casita Del Campo
Romantic Dinner for 2

John Kelly Chocolates
Deluxe Chocolates Tower Large Tower

Umami Burger
2 $50 Gift Certificates

Stilazi Cosmetics
Goody Bag

Frends Beauty Supply
Deluxe Self-Care Basket

Edwin Monzon
Deluxe Make-over session, including skin and product consultation

Scott Root
Dungeon Master for Custom 6-player Session (approx. 4 hours)

and more!

Incognito

Sometimes, you get up to some shady sh*t. You know what I’m talking about. FB-ing that ex, playing hooky at work, whatever it is you do. But when you feel some shady urges comin’ on, you better get a good disguise. A good wig, baseball cap, and of course, some shades for your shadiness. Today we talk with three Ruby performers and sunglass experts, Judilin Bosita, Julia Bartlett, and Rebecca Edwards about the best place to get sunglasses and more. These ladies know how to run some scams.

Read on if you’re a fraud looking to go incognito.

Judilin Bosita
Where’s your favorite place to buy sunglasses?
Sunglass Hut
Sunglasses at night? Yes plz or Totally Ridic?
Always yes plz never ever ridic!!!Have you ever gone incognito?
Only when robbing banks!
Where and why?
Chase Bank because I’m broke!What’s the best reason to be in disguise?
Best reason to be in disguise is because deception rules!

Julia Bartlett
Where’s your favorite place to buy sunglasses?
I like kiosks that sell them 2 for $15.
Sunglasses at night?  Yes plz or Totally Ridic?
If I see someone wearing sunglasses at night AND frowning I assume they are a celebrity and stare at them long and hard.
Have you ever gone incognito?
I’m usually very disheveled when I walk my dog so I’ll throw on my largest shades just in case I need to hide from someone I know.

Rebecca Edwards

Where’s your favorite place to buy sunglasses?
I lose sunglasses all of the time, so I have to buy cheap ones. I bought my last two pairs at Target, and I lost one of them before I got to wear them… so… I also got an awesome pair of sunglasses in a store in Joshua Tree, they lasted a while, then I broke them. RIP to those cool ass glasses.

Sunglasses at night? Yes plz or Totally Ridic?
Yes. Plz. It’s almost even cooler.

Have you ever gone incognito? Where and why?
I like to be incognito during most of my free time, because I spend most of my week surrounded by people. Sunglasses, a hat and earbuds, that’s my preferred way to be. Unless, I see you of course! Love you! You’re the best!