The musicians behind The Fruit Flies, Molly and Danni, give us their best summer tips.

What’s the best road trip you’ve ever been on?

D: This wasn’t a road trip, but once we were flying from Chicago to Omaha for a show and we sat next to this super attractive man–which if I’m saying he’s attractive is saying a lot–
M: Because she’s gay and normally doesn’t even give men direct eye contact…
D: I literally need NOTHING FROM THEM THEY AREN’T WORTHY
M: You ain’t wrong dog, you ain’t wrong.
D: Anyways…Molly and I were laughing so hard about something…I don’t even remember what–
M: I think we were drinking smoothies and we both didn’t realize–
D: SEEDS!
M: We both had like 35 seeds in our teeth and we had been talking to everyone like that and didn’t know it.
D: YES! hahahahhahahahahha and we proceeded to laugh so hard about it next to this business man who was trying very hard to work the entire flight
M: But when we laugh really hard, Danni starts ugly sobbing and I do this really attractive hiss cackle!

D: For like the entire hour and 20 flight…
M: I don’t even want to know how we would handle an international flight!
D: Depends.
M: on what?
D: no, like the adult diapers.
M: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

What’s your favorite summer jam? 

D: Hmmmm…that’s tough..
M: I’m thinking of one in my head and I’m gonna count to 3 and then we both have to say it.
D: Wait! I don’t have it….ok
M: 1-2-3-
M: Strawberry! D: Summer Son–
M: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
D: You’re so dumb! Why wouldn’t you promote our own song that legit is called SUMMER SONG!
M: Dad jokes for lyfe, baby! (Spell it with a “Y” so they know I’m hip…)

What’s the best way to break into somebody’s pool?

D: NAKED
M: HAHA! Sucker! Ugh, I don’t like breaking the rules, so no matter how I did it, the result is just me shitting my pants with anxiety.
D: You have to shit right now just thinking about it, don’t you?
M: YES!
D: AND THIS IS WHY WE NEED DEPENDS!

Thanks Fruit Flies!