Incognito

Sometimes, you get up to some shady sh*t. You know what I’m talking about. FB-ing that ex, playing hooky at work, whatever it is you do. But when you feel some shady urges comin’ on, you better get a good disguise. A good wig, baseball cap, and of course, some shades for your shadiness. Today we talk with three Ruby performers and sunglass experts, Judilin Bosita, Julia Bartlett, and Rebecca Edwards about the best place to get sunglasses and more. These ladies know how to run some scams.

Read on if you’re a fraud looking to go incognito.

Judilin Bosita
Where’s your favorite place to buy sunglasses?
Sunglass Hut
Sunglasses at night? Yes plz or Totally Ridic?
Always yes plz never ever ridic!!!Have you ever gone incognito?
Only when robbing banks!
Where and why?
Chase Bank because I’m broke!What’s the best reason to be in disguise?
Best reason to be in disguise is because deception rules!

Julia Bartlett
Where’s your favorite place to buy sunglasses?
I like kiosks that sell them 2 for $15.
Sunglasses at night?  Yes plz or Totally Ridic?
If I see someone wearing sunglasses at night AND frowning I assume they are a celebrity and stare at them long and hard.
Have you ever gone incognito?
I’m usually very disheveled when I walk my dog so I’ll throw on my largest shades just in case I need to hide from someone I know.

Rebecca Edwards

Where’s your favorite place to buy sunglasses?
I lose sunglasses all of the time, so I have to buy cheap ones. I bought my last two pairs at Target, and I lost one of them before I got to wear them… so… I also got an awesome pair of sunglasses in a store in Joshua Tree, they lasted a while, then I broke them. RIP to those cool ass glasses.

Sunglasses at night? Yes plz or Totally Ridic?
Yes. Plz. It’s almost even cooler.

Have you ever gone incognito? Where and why?
I like to be incognito during most of my free time, because I spend most of my week surrounded by people. Sunglasses, a hat and earbuds, that’s my preferred way to be. Unless, I see you of course! Love you! You’re the best!